Billy is his name and it sets me a flame
And though it's a shame you see
I've got a crush on him
I get the blush on when he
Even looks at me

I go funny all over
I go funny all over
Oh when he comes up to me and makes
Like a big boss boy

I go funny all over
I go funny all over
Isn't 

Every other boy plus him

Promise not to laugh, but his photograph
Is stuck on the bathroom wall
And when in the room he see's me
Oh I go so dreamy
Curly hair and six feet tall

I go funny all over
I go funny all over
Oh when he comes up to me and makes
Like a big boss boy

I go funny all over
I go funny all over
Isn't your relates me 
Everybody dates me
Every other boy plus him

Last saturday he comes up to me
And don't put a dead meal queer
He asks me is there any chance
That you would like to dance
And then he whispers in my ear

He said
Come outside, Come outside, Come outside, 

I went funny all over
I went funny all over

"Did he do that Mary"
"Do what"
"Did he kiss you"
"'Course he did"
"What happened"

I went funny all over